Wednesday, April 28, 2010


Okay so I stumbled upon these resume bloopers oline, Oh my they are funny!

“Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.”

“Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”

Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”

“Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”

“Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.”

Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.”

Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”

It’s best for employers that I not work with people.”

“Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.”

“I am loyal to my employer at all costs..Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.”

Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”

Skills: “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”

Experience: “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.”

Experience: “I’m a hard worker, etc.”

Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”

Skills: “I have integrity so I will not steal office supplies and take them home.”

Objective: “So one of the main things for me is, as the movie ‘Jerry McGuire’ puts it, ‘Show me the money!’”

Skills: “I have technical skills that will take your breath away.”

Skills: “Written communication = 3 years; verbal communication = 5 years.”

Objective: “I would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness.”

Education: “I possess a moderate educatin but willing to learn more.”

Salary requirements: “The higher the better.”

References: “Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don’t know their phone numbers.”

Work experience: “Two years as a blackjack and baccarat dealer. Strong emphasis on customer relations – a constant challenge considering how much money people lose and how angry they can get.”

Hobbies: “Mushroom hunting.”

Experience: “Child care provider: Organized activities; prepared lunches and snakes.”

Work experience: “Responsibilities included checking customers out.”

Educational background: “Highschool was a incredible experience.”

Cover letter: “Experienced in all faucets of accounting.”

Reason for leaving: “Terminated after saying, ‘It would be a blessing to be fired.’”

Personal: “My family is willing to relocate. However not to New England (too cold) and not to Southern California (earthquakes). Indianapolis or Chicago would be fine. My youngest prefers Orlando’s proximity to Disney World.”

“Worked in a consulting office where I carried out my own accountant.”

In the section that read “Emergency Contact Number” she wrote “911.”

Monday, April 19, 2010

Happy Birthday!

Although he might tell you he is 26 my wonderful husband turned 27 on Wednesday! We had a wonderful birthday/graduation celebration in Twin Falls. We went ice blocking and the whole works it was really fun!

I'm so thankful to be married to such a good guy, he keeps me laughing everyday. There is never a dull moment with Ezra. I'm so glad that we get to spend the rest our lives together. He is all I could have ever hoped for in a husband. I love you babe!

Sunday, April 11, 2010


I'm finally done with school! Yeah!I had a great last semester, I have absolutley loved going to school at BYUI, I wouldn't trade the experiences I've had here for the world. I am going to miss it but it feels really good to be done with such a busy semester. (note to future college students: don't wait until the very end to cram in all your hardest classes, for cryin out loud spread em out a bit!)

Ezra is glad for me to be done because he wont have to be the lone dish do-er anymore. I skipped out on my graduation to go down to southern Utah with my family and do some hike'in it was way fun and totally beautiful.

starting the hike

Ez snow angel

lunch break

The whole motley crew!

On the last day of our little vacation we played hot lava tag at a park on a huge play ground. Even Mom and Dad joined in the fun. I think we probably scared a few little kids with our running around and screaming like crazy people.

So what now? Ezra is finishing his pilots lisence so we are gonna be in Rexburg for a month or two. It's a good thing it's finally starting to warm up!